Chick-fil-A worker: “Please follow the white SUV”

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern) 12/26/2018 at 16:44 • Filed to: None

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Me: “Uhhhhhh”

interstate366, now In The Industry > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 12/26/2018 at 16:52

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Tristan > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 12/26/2018 at 16:52

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My God that's depressing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 12/26/2018 at 16:54

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That’s racist dot org

benjrblant > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 12/26/2018 at 16:55

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One is a minivan, one is a crossover, and one is... i dunno. i guess an SUV?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > interstate366, now In The Industry 12/26/2018 at 16:58

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Row 1 Column 2 was later killed for having visible brunette roots.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 12/26/2018 at 17:00

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I love this effect when I pull into my kid’s school to drop off the kids. Me in the rally van, sea of CUVs dropping off kids.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/26/2018 at 17:02

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By one of the other ones with visible brunette roots, obviously.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > benjrblant 12/26/2018 at 17:03

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Pretty sure they’re all denial minivans.....

benjrblant > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 12/26/2018 at 17:06

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Actually, yes. you’re probably right.

bhtooefr > benjrblant 12/26/2018 at 17:09

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The one you think is a minivan is a Highlander, I think.

benjrblant > bhtooefr 12/26/2018 at 17:10

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Oh, i think you’re correct. I was getting some Honda Odyssey vibes, but the center cap is Toyota.

bhtooefr > benjrblant 12/26/2018 at 17:13

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And the big clue that it wasn’t a minivan was the door handle location - minivan door handles are towards the front of the door, not the rear.

InFierority Complex > interstate366, now In The Industry 12/26/2018 at 17:14

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There’s always Lacey Chabert to be your token Hallmark brunette

benjrblant > bhtooefr 12/26/2018 at 17:17

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I’ll hand in my oppo card now.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > bhtooefr 12/26/2018 at 17:28

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Next you’re going to try to tell us that all minivans have sliders:

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > bhtooefr 12/26/2018 at 17:37

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So he’s not wrong then?

;)

bhtooefr > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 12/26/2018 at 17:41

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If it were a Sienna, it’d at least be an honest minivan.

Highlander is, as you call it, a denial minivan.

bhtooefr > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 12/26/2018 at 17:42

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There’s always using the “MPV” vs. “minivan” dichotomy to explain that one.

...which, really, three-row crossovers are MPVs, too, I’d argue . Which reinforces the “denial minivan” aspect even more.

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/26/2018 at 17:54

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hey now...      >snort, chuckle...<

Just Jeepin' > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 12/26/2018 at 18:05

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Don’t blink or you’ll miss the yellow cars.

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Dusty Ventures > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 12/26/2018 at 18:06

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Warm take: White is the new silver/grey which was the new beige.

smobgirl > interstate366, now In The Industry 12/26/2018 at 19:50

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Isn’t she James Hinchcliffe’s girlfriend?